Loaded

I complain about my job a lot. But it's not all bad. Mostly I just stand around and shoot rubber bands at people.

Goodnight

Me & my favorite stuffed animal, "Skowl" from The Wuzzles

the dashboard melted

singing Modest Mouse's "Dashboard"

self-consumed

You're Invited

Last night I threw myself a pity party.

Elephant

Only one person knows what's inside.